Our pets deserve the world…but do they really deserve a $4,000+ leather dog bed from Hermès? I love Dash to bits, but he’s shrugged at every “dog bed” I’ve provided thus far and prefers to sleep in my bed, so I’m going to save my money on that one.

That said, I’ve been taken aback by just how many more top designer fashion houses have pushed out these kinds of high-end accessories, from Louis Vuitton’s classic monogram on leashes to a Dior-branded waste bag holder. Yes, a poop bag purse from Dior!

(And of course I want it—because let’s face it, gift guides aren’t always about gifts for others. We want this stuff for ourselves.)

Yes, gift guides can be an invaluable resource. But they can also be a source of amusement during a stressful time at the end of the year. (RIP to Jezebel’s annual recap of the Goop Holiday Gift Guide. I will never forget thee.)

With that in mind, I present this roundup of some of the most intriguing but also bonkers things you could buy for a dog that can’t tell Barbour from Burberry and never will.

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LOUIS VUITTON Dog Carrier

Forget basic carriers—your pup deserves to travel in style. The Louis Vuitton Dog Carrier combines the brand’s iconic monogram with practicality, making it the ultimate jet-setter accessory for your fur baby. With this luxe carrier, every trip to the vet or weekend getaway becomes a first-class experience for both you and your four-legged travel companion.

TIFFANY & CO. Pet Collar

Give your pet a touch of timeless elegance with this iconic collar, complete with that signature Tiffany blue. Whether your dog’s strutting through the park or just lounging at home, this collar ensures they’re always dressed for success—because every pet deserves a little sparkle in their life.

PRADA Dog Harness

When your pet’s ready to walk the streets like a runway, the Prada Dog Harness is a must. Combining sleek design with Prada’s understated luxury, this harness is perfect for the pup who’s not just about walks—they’re about making a statement. Comfortable, stylish, and undeniably chic, it’s the harness that says, “I’m a pet with taste.”

GUCCI Pet Cotton T-Shirt

If your dog needs a casual but high-fashion look, the Gucci Pet Cotton T-Shirt has them covered. Perfect for those off-duty days at the dog park or casual strolls around the neighborhood, this tee mixes laid-back vibes with unmistakable Gucci flair. Why blend in when you can show off a little Gucci style?

BURBERRY Medium Check Dog Collar

For the dog who prefers a classic, timeless look, the Burberry Medium Check Dog Collar is the epitome of British sophistication. With its signature Burberry check pattern, this collar brings a touch of heritage style to your pet’s wardrobe, making them look like they just stepped out of a London fashion house.

DIOR Dog Leash With Waste Bag Holder

Picking up after your pet never looked so good. The Dior Dog Leash with matching Waste Bag Holder proves that even life’s less glamorous moments can be done in style. With Dior’s iconic craftsmanship, this leash is perfect for the pet owner who believes luxury should extend to every part of the walk.

HERMES Bucket Basket Dog Bed

Why should your dog’s bed be any less luxurious than yours? The Hermès Bucket Basket Dog Bed offers a stylish and comfortable space for your furry friend to lounge in, made with the same attention to detail and quality you’d expect from Hermès. It’s the kind of bed that makes nap time feel like pure indulgence.

Gift Guide: Ultra-Luxury Accessories for Pets