So, you’ve decided your dog deserves a little something special this holiday season—because, let’s face it, they probably contribute more joy to your life than most humans do.

But why settle for squeaky bones or bland tennis balls when you can gift them toys with a little more attitude?

Enter these irreverent, sarcastic, and downright hilarious dog toys. If you’re looking for something to entertain your dog while also making you roll your eyes (in a good way), this list is for you.

BarkBox Silly Squeakers Dog Toy Collection

The BarkBox Silly Squeakers Collection takes your standard plush toy and flips it on its head with clever, irreverent designs. If your dog has a refined palate for both squeakers and irony, they’ll love sinking their teeth into these ridiculous toys, while you sit back and sip the real deal.

P.L.A.Y. Pet Lifestyle and You Toy Set

Don’t forget to pack the P.L.A.Y. Globetrotter Plush Dog Toy Set—because obviously, your dog’s ready to jet off on a world tour while you’re stuck at home. This travel-themed set comes with five squeaky, crinkly plush toys, including a passport, airplane, suitcase, camera, and a boarding pass (because your pup’s a VIP traveler, of course). Designed for dogs who think they deserve a first-class experience, these toys are durable enough for any adventure your dog dreams up. Just be warned: after this, your pup might demand their own seat on your next vacation.

Bark Bros Rose Wine Bottle Dog Toy

Because sometimes you just want to share a glass of rosé with your dog but the dog can’t actually have any rosé—or can they? This plus rosé wine bottle dog toy lets your dog join in on your holiday wind-down routine with a squeaky version of your favorite vino. It’s like your dog’s saying, “I get it, Mom, this is your third glass… might as well play along.”

PrimePets Plush Dog Toys

For the dog who demands to be part of Taco Tuesday, there is now a value menu for your dog, sort of. The PrimePets Plush 3-pack includes plush versions of a taco, a burrito, and a crinkly sauce packet—because apparently, your pup needs more noise in their life (and yours). Made from soft, high-quality plush fabric and stuffed with polyester, these food-shaped toys will keep your dog entertained while you attempt to enjoy your real meal in peace. With squeakers in the taco and burrito and crinkle paper in the sauce packet, your dog gets all the crunch and squeak they love while you get the joy of cleaning up their drool-covered fiesta.

Dog Diggin Designs Designer Label Plush Toy

The Dog Diggin Designs Plush Toy is for the dog who thinks they belong in a penthouse suite, not on the floor with the rest of us commoners. Whether your pup is gnawing on it or prancing around like they’re Paris Hilton’s pet, this toy screams, “I’m better than your basic tennis ball.” Choose from high end labels like “Chewy Vuiton” or “Sniffany & Co.” Great for small to medium dogs with a taste for luxury—or at least who like to pretend.

Houndessy Plush Toy

Who doesn’t want a “dognac” after dinner? The Houndessy Dog Toy is for the dog who likes to “party” alongside their humans. Designed as an interactive toy, it adds a touch of humor to any occasion, whether it’s a dog birthday or just a casual get-together. The playful design will have everyone laughing as your pup enjoys their own “drink.” This funny, snarky toy is a great gift for those who want to keep the mood light and entertaining. Just remember: chewing responsibly is optional.

Parody Star Pups Coffee Dog Toy Pup'kin Spice Latte

Because why should you be the only one with a caffeine addiction? Now your loyal sidekick can join your morning Starbucks ritual, and you’ll never have to sip solo again. The Pup’kin Spice Latte will keep them “energized” while you relax with your real coffee. Finally, a way to enjoy your java without those pleading puppy eyes staring you down.

Nestpark Chill Pup Funny Dog Toy

If your dog is so energized that it’s not funny, maybe a downer will help. Chill your pup and yourself with this hilarious dog toy that guarantees endless entertainment while you both mellow out. It’s got all the bells and whistles—squeaky sounds and crinkle action—for max playtime excitement. Plus, it’s lined with durable mesh to handle even the toughest chewers, so you won’t be cleaning up fluff after five minutes of fun.

Gift Guide: Irreverent Dog Toys